November 23, 2009
"I’ve arrested hundreds, seems like thousands of people. I am a real, active, fully sworn police officer. To ask me that question is like asking you if you have the authority to write an article if I put a pen in your hand."

Steven Seagal, C-grade movie star, police officer, prick.

Steven Seagal on Patrol and Jesse Ventura Uncovering Plots - NYTimes.com