Clips: Juno Star Ellen Page Lives In A Haunted Whorehouse

Jezebel-lers riffing in the comments on Diablo Cody with her hand up Ellen Page’s back like she was some blithe, vernacularizing marionette. You know those stories about how Page brought all of her music taste to the character of Juno? And the one about how she namedropped Goldfrapp in Hard Candy? Is this proof that Page is completely unlike most young starlets — bright, engaged, bearing ideas and opinions and cultural weight? Or is it just cuz she’s not blindingly hawt, in that Megan Fox-way, that directors feel like she might be into the same stuff they’re into? Yeah, right.