Fresh from the inbox:
You recently purchased tickets to attend the D’Angelo’s show at Country Club Lounge on September 13, 2009. Regrettably this show has been cancelled. We apologize for the inconvenience and will issue you a full refund for the your order back to the card initially used.
Hurt, but it was too good to be true. More time to watch the VMAs rerun and think of more Eminem jokes.